Monday, August 6, 2007

Proclamation

Friends and residents of District 4, the sexiest district in town:

I am making an official proclamation at tonight's City Council meeting to change the name of Valentine's Day in Pasadena to Haderlein's Day.

I feel this will uphold our strong convictions on my incomparable good looks.

I'm proud of what I've done for you all and I'm glad you all look up to me and aspire to, one day, be as handsome as I am.

My reflection in the mirror is like a work of art,

The Real Cupid

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So Steve can we count on you being at tonight's Council meeting? We missed you last week!