Friday, May 9, 2008


Proctor thinks he can beat me at basketball.

That is an outright lie.

Too busy for you un-Sexy bloggers.

- Better than you,


Friday, February 22, 2008

Miss Me?

Do all of the ladies of Pasadena miss me?

Certainly you do.

I've been working hard making sure I'm looking sexier than ever on every single Monday night.

Come and down and see me. I'll be waiting.

For all my con-sex-uents,

Gorgeous Steve.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Civics Lesson

Why is it Your Sexiness hasn't been in the news lately?

Sexy sells.

Professor Steve

Friday, October 19, 2007


I hear someone is keeping score of what I'm doing at City Council.

I can't believe I'm losing to Victor Gordo. He isn't gorgeous at all.

Always a winner,

Steve "The Champ" Haderlein

Monday, October 15, 2007


Where's your precious global warming now, Mr. Gore?

I'm sorry. I'm a little upset because I can't walk around shirtless today.

Carry on,

Nobel Sexy Prize

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


I suggest playing Barry White's 'Can't Get Enough Of Your Love' when I enter Council Chambers.

The White Barry White

Wednesday, October 3, 2007


It's been a busy month for yours truly.

I think you're all wondering if I'm going to seek out the Mayoral position in 2011.

Only time will tell but I think I'm a front runner.

I'm already the sexiest person in Pasadena - do I really need another title?

Mayor of Vice,