Civics Lesson

Why is it Your Sexiness hasn't been in the news lately?

Sexy sells.

Professor Steve

Contest

I hear someone is keeping score of what I'm doing at City Council.

I can't believe I'm losing to Victor Gordo. He isn't gorgeous at all.

Always a winner,

Steve "The Champ" Haderlein

Cold

Where's your precious global warming now, Mr. Gore?

I'm sorry. I'm a little upset because I can't walk around shirtless today.

Carry on,

Nobel Sexy Prize

Music

I suggest playing Barry White's 'Can't Get Enough Of Your Love' when I enter Council Chambers.

The White Barry White

Busy

It's been a busy month for yours truly.

I think you're all wondering if I'm going to seek out the Mayoral position in 2011.

Only time will tell but I think I'm a front runner.

I'm already the sexiest person in Pasadena - do I really need another title?

Mayor of Vice,

Stevie